Arrr! Putin's crew be crowin' 'bout Harris's swashbucklin' wit, claimin' she bested Trump in a debate duel!
2024-09-13
Arrr, matey! Putin’s scallywag crew be singin’ praises for Harris, callin’ her the queen of the debate! Yet, they be mockin’ the good ol’ U.S. and stirrin’ the pot o’ discord to further their own treacherous schemes! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the raucous ruckus o' the presidential debate betwixt that scallywag Trump and the fierce Vice President Harris! On a fine Monday morn, the Kremlin's press secretary, Dmitriy Peskov, claimed they be havin' no interest in the debate, sayin', "Not our business, matey!" Yet, lo and behold, as the debate drew to a close, Russian media be buzzin' with tales and tall tales of the duel!With a hearty cheer, they declared Harris the victor, callin' her “in her best form.” Aye, they marveled at how she seized the initiative like a pirate takin’ over a ship, wavin' her hand and introducin' herself to Trump. “Putin will eat ye for lunch!” she declared, puttin' the fear of the czar into ol’ Donald. The Kremlin’s minions be lovin' it, as Trump flung Putin’s name about like a ship’s captain givin’ orders!
But hark! Peskov wished they’d steer clear of the Russian name during the bout, yet the Russian media feasted on the drama, comparin' the debate to a grand match on the Titanic! Komsomolskaya Pravda even spun wild tales o' Harris wearin' ear-rings with secret prompts, stirrin’ the pot like a true buccaneer! In the end, the lesson be clear: a divided America be good for our foes, while unity be the true treasure to guard!