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Arrr matey, this fancy brain trinket lets ye command Amazon's parrot with naught but yer noggin! Savvy?

2024-09-16

Arrr! Synchron, the scallywag rival of Neuralink, be strappin' its mind-magic to fancy gadgets, givin' landlubbers with stiff limbs a chance to swab the decks of life! Aye, now ye can command yer devices without liftin' a finger—just the old noggin doin' the work! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a clever crew known as Synchron, a rival to the infamous Neuralink. This be no ordinary band of scallywags, for they be connectin’ minds to machines, lettin' landlubbers with paralysis hoist the sails of functionality!

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