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Arrr! A Trump riddle be makin' the election seas all the murkier, savvy? It be a right jolly conundrum!

2024-09-16

Arrr, matey! Strange tidings be blowin' in from the polls, ‘fore Tuesday's grand debate! It seems the scallywags in the land be havin' curious thoughts 'bout both Kamala and that ol’ Trump sea-dog. What a jolly mess we be in, eh? Aye, the seas be stormy!

Arrr mateys, gather ye 'round for a tale of the election seas where one Trump be sailin' steady as a ship in calm waters! 'Tis a ruckus, I tell ye, as the polls be showin’ the former captain of the ship of state holdin' firm with a hearty crew of 48-50% o' the American vote, even after a brush with the reaper and a belly flop by his rival, Joe Biden!

With the Democrats tossin’ their new matey, Kamala Harris, into the ring, ye might think the winds would change, but nay! The polls be steady as a ship's anchor, showin’ Trump’s crew holdin’ fast despite the ruckus in the big cities where the Democrats be findin’ their stronghold. 'Tis a curious thing, fer in the past, Trump did fare better in the battlegrounds than in the national waters. Yet now, he be catchin' as many fish in both the popular vote and the swing states!

So, keep yer spyglass handy, me hearties, for the tides may shift as we sail towards Election Day. Will Trump’s crew find the treasure of Electoral College gold, or will the winds of change blow in favor of Harris? Only time will tell, but in politics, as in piracy, the unexpected be the true treasure! Arrr!

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