Arrr, Harris be wantin' to fix our scallywag government! With Musk, Trump be thinkin’ beyond the treasure chest!
2024-09-17
Arrr, savvy matey! Summonin' Musk, the sharpest scallywag on the seven seas, to trim the fat from our lumberin’ federal ship be a jolly good notion! Aye, 'tis the sort of wild thought that helped that landlubber Trump sail to victory in '16! Avast, let’s set sail for efficiency!
Arrr, mateys! The winds of politics be blowin’ fierce, as Vice President Kamala Harris be settin’ sail to hike taxes by the trillions, which surely be threatenin’ to sink our fragile economy into Davy Jones’ locker!But lo! Republican captain Donald Trump be offerin’ a treasure map to prosperity with promises of slashin’ taxes and wieldin’ a machete to government spendin’! He’s summoned the genius Elon Musk to lead a crew fer findin’ fraud and wastin’ treasure in the bloated federal ship. With taxpayers’ doubloons spillin’ all over the deck, it be time to clean house before the ship capsizes!
Avast! Two-thirds of the crew be thinkin’ they pay too much in taxes. Aye, with $47 billion in improper Medicare payments and half a trillion in COVID booty likely pilfered, it’s no wonder there’s talk of rebellion on the high seas of taxpayin’! The pirate’s code be clear: we need to cut waste, not raise the anchor further!
With talk of waste and thievery, even the mighty Pentagon be failin’ audits and losin’ track of a billion dollars in gear! If Musk can chart a course through this treacherous waters, it could be a grand adventure indeed, one that saves both the ship and the crew of hardworkin’ taxpayers! Yarrr!