Arrr, Pope Francis be chattin' 'bout the 2024 shindig, tossin' shade at the Constitution, and more from the Foxy news!
2024-09-17
Avast, me hearties! Set yer spyglasses on the freshest tales from the Fox News treasure chest! Ye’ll find merry motion pictures from Captain Hannity, Buccaneer Arroyo, and other scallywags! Don yer finest tricorn and prepare fer a hearty laugh! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! Our good ol' Fox News host, Hannity, be claimin' that the former captain of the ship, Trump, be lucky to still draw breath after bein' targeted by not one, but two dastardly assassination attempts! Blimey!Then there be Hugh Hewitt, shoutin' like a sea serpent, tellin' ye to put down yer blasted phone! Aye, 'tis a call to arms against the tyranny of distraction!
Next up, Liz Peek be blabberin' 'bout Harris wantin' to grow a leaky government like a barnacle on a ship's hull, while Elon Musk and Trump be thinkin' outside the treasure chest! Arrr, what a duo!
Now, our mate Gutfeld be comparin' Trump's words to a mini skirt and heels, stirrin' the pot of rhetoric like a pirate steerin' a ship through a storm!
Oh, and let’s not forget the solemn talk of the Constitution, which ain't controversial, but hatin' it surely be! And Raymond Arroyo be spillin' the beans on what the Democrats think of our dear Trump and the Pope's musings on the next election!
Lastly, we bid farewell to the late Matthew Perry, whose untimely demise be linked to troubles more common than barnacles on a ship's hull. Aye, 'tis a wild ride on this political sea!