Harris be sayin’ to NABJ, she be plannin’ to 'snag' the Black vote this November, savvy? Arrr!
2024-09-17
Arrr, Kamala Harris did parley with the National Association of Black Quill-wielders not long after that scallywag Trump set sail and stirred the pot, doubtin' her lineage like a landlubber! Aye, what a jolly jest on the high seas of politics, ye salty sea dogs!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye 'round as we set sail on the high seas of political banter! Vice President Harris, savvy as a seasoned sailor, took to the stage at the National Association of Black Journalists in the bustling port of Philadelphia. Just a month prior, the infamous Captain Trump ruffled feathers, questioning Harris' own roots in a most ludicrous manner! Arrr, what a spectacle it was!This be Harris' first solo venture with the national media, moderated by a crew of Black journalists, sharp as cutlasses! In her 13th visit to the Keystone State this year, she deftly navigated the treacherous waters of Trump’s racially-charged jests regarding Haitian migrants, denouncing them as "harmful" and "hateful." Aye, she sidestepped some questions like a nimble pirate dodging cannon fire, but made it clear she be earnin’ the Black vote, not takin’ it for granted!
Harris spoke on weighty matters like gun control and the plight of democracy, likenin' it to a ship that must not stray off course due to political squabbles. She voiced support for Israel, while also demandin' universal background checks for firearms. With a wink and a nod, she reassured all hands on deck that she’ll be protectin’ the safety of all in the land, even if she be well guarded by the Secret Service. Aye, a fine tale in the tumultuous seas of politics! Arrr!