Arrr! Biden-Harris be settin’ sail on a scallywag scheme, lettin’ in landlubbers with naught but a treasure map!
2024-09-18
Avast ye! The Biden-Harris crew be hoisting the sails on a shambolic immigration scheme they scuttled just a month prior, all 'cause of swindlers! Aye, it be more tangled than a ship's riggin' in a storm! Arrr, let the farce continue, me hearties!
Arrr matey, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! At the end of August, the Biden-Harris crew hoisted the sails on their CHNV immigration program, a vessel previously paused due to a mutiny of fraud concerns. An internal report be revealin’ that this program, meant to let in Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans, and Venezuelans, was overrun with scallywags concoctin’ fake info, like phony Social Security numbers and ghostly addresses. A mere handful of 3,218 scoundrels claimed to be sponsors, fillin’ out over 100,000 forms with the same old tricks, includin’ numbers from the dearly departed!Despite all the tomfoolery, the Biden-Harris crew set sail again, claimin’ they tightened their nets. But here’s the twist—this program be as leaky as a ship in a storm. They be lettin’ in hundreds of thousands without Congress givin’ a nod, turnin’ the noble art of parole into a free-for-all! Meanwhile, true souls in need, like poor children stricken with ailments, be left stranded at sea, unable to find safe harbor.
So, me hearties, the CHNV program be a blunder of epic proportions, puttin’ our security at risk while them in charge be busy placin’ band-aids on a shipwreck. Aye, it’s a smelly treasure chest of troubles awaitin’ to be opened!