Arrr, the House scuttled Johnson's treasure map, and now the ship o' spending be ready to sink!
2024-09-18
Arrr, matey! Both the scallywags o' the Elephant and the Donkey be turnin' their noses at the stopgap booty! Aye, 'tis linked to new fangled rules demandin’ proof o’ citizenship fer castin’ yer vote! A right mess, I say! Blimey, even pirates know when to keep their gold!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of political folly on the high seas of Congress! It seems both the scallywags of the Republican crew and the swabs of the Democratic lot be united in their disdain for a stopgap funding bill that be makin' waves across the landlubber nation.This bill, ye see, be shackled to a notion most curious—requiring proof of U.S. citizenship to register fer the grand ol’ right of voting! Aye, ‘tis a contentious issue that got both sides of the ship in a tizzy. The Republicans, who fancy themselves as the keepers of the treasure chest, and the Democrats, who champion the rights of every deckhand and wench, both said, “Nay!” to this bill, as if it were a cursed piece of eight.