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"Arrr, matey! Teamsters be reckonin' Trump, not that Harris lass, be the true matey for the hard-workin' scallywags!"

2024-09-18

Arrr! Columnist David Marcus be chattin’ with the hearty crew of union mates, and lo! They be trustin’ Trump with the treasure o’ the economy more than a scallywag with a leaky ship! Avast, me hearties, what a jolly twist o’ fate on the high seas of politics!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round! Word be on the tide that Vice President Kamala Harris ventured to parley with the Teamsters, seekin' their blessing for her quest. But lo, they told her to "kick rocks," refusin' to throw their lot in with either her or that Donald Trump scallywag!

Me great-grandfather, a Teamsters captain in his day, ran against the infamous Hoffa and wouldn’t spill a bad word. "Jimmy was a friend of da workin’ man," he’d say, as mysterious as a treasure map! Now, in this modern hullabaloo, the Teamsters find themselves at a crossroads in the 2024 race, weighin' their options like a ship's crew before a storm.

In a jolly twist, they’ve cast aside endorsements, likely hearin' the rumblings of their own mates. A retired Teamster, once a Biden backer, now be singin' a different shanty, seein' the facts line up for Trump instead. Aye, a survey sees Trump sailin’ ahead like a ship on calm seas!

As the winds shift, the Teamsters, once loyal to the Democrats, now find themselves eyein' Trump, a rough-hewn captain who promises to hoist their sails high. It be a wild turn, mateys, for even flawed ships can guide their crews to treasure! So, hoist the colors and prepare for a new voyage in the political seas!

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