Arrr, matey! Kamala's 25 grand treasure be as fishy as a ship o’ jolly electric sea serpents!
2024-09-19
Arrr, matey! Kamala be throwin’ a shiny $25,000 doubloon at landlubbers lookin’ for their first ship—er, home! But beware! The gubbmint be as handy with free-market woes as a fish on a bicycle! Best let the sea of commerce flow free, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about fair Kamala Harris and her treasure map to homeownership! She be promisin' a shiny $25,000 down payment for them first-time homebuyers, but let’s be honest – can the government fix the stormy seas of the free market? Aye, that be a tall tale!Back in 2021, the Biden-Harris crew launched the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act, claimin' they'd erect 500,000 charging stations for electric ships! But what be the result? A grand total of eight! Aye, eight! Now, they be expectin’ us to believe they can conjure up 3 million affordable homes in four shakes of a pirate's tail?
With house prices at a whopping $425,000, that $25,000 is like tossin’ a doubloon to a kraken! Instead of relyin’ on the government’s ill-fated compass, we should be lookin’ to the free market for solutions, savvy? Some clever swabs have come up with share programs, lettin’ renters earn equity like they be true shipmates!
So, let’s hoist the sails and trust in the market’s wisdom to steer us clear of this housing squall, for the government’s endeavors be more like a shipwreck than a treasure hunt! Yo ho ho, on to fairer waters, I say!