Arrr, Kamala be a scallywag who sunk Oakland's ship—America be next on her ill-fated voyage!
2024-09-19
Arrr, Kamala Harris be boastin' she’s the "daughter of Oakland," yet the poor souls of the Asian seas be sufferin’ from villainy! Aye, she be turnin' a blind eye while treasure’s plundered, laughin’ like a scallywag at their woes! Avast, where be her cutlass for justice?
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout Vice President Kamala Harris, the proud daughter of Oakland, California! She be claimin' her roots with tales of middle-class livin’ and lush lawns, yet the city's streets be riddled with danger, like a ship in a stormy sea!Our lass be speakin' of dignity, but how can one find dignity when the scallywags of crime be lurkin' in every shadow? With crime rates risin’ faster than a ship's sail in a gale, one must wonder, what be she doin’ to rescue her beloved port of Oakland? Naught much it seems, as she sails through the waters of politics, turnin' a blind eye to the troubles plaguin' her folks!
In the midst of a tempest of violence, especially against the Asian folk, our Kamala could’ve been a beacon of hope, but instead, she be throwin' shade at former Captain Trump instead of confrontin' the real beast. With no action taken, the laggards of society continue to plunder the streets, while she prattles on about “reimaginin’ public safety.”
So here’s the tale, me hearties! If she be elected as captain of the ship of state, it’s likely we’ll find ourselves adrift, just like the good people of Oakland! Har har har!