Arrr, them landlubber lawmakers be settin' sail to refill the treasure chest for that UN crew, claimin' it's a must!
2024-09-19
Arrr, a band o' landlubber lawmakers be demandin' the U.S. to toss a few doubloons back to yon UN crew, claimin' some scallywags in their ranks be tangled up in the Oct. 7 shenanigans in Israel! Avast, what a hullabaloo over a few rogue buccaneers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a band o' Democratic lawmakers, set on reinflatin' the coffers of the United Nations Relief and Works Agency, or UNRWA, that be helpin' the poor souls o' Palestinian refugees. This here agency's been weatherin' storms o' controversy, what with some scallywags claimin' that a handful of its crew had a hand in the dastardly deeds on October 7th against Israel!At a raucous press gathering, Rep. André Carson, the captain o' this bill, painted a grim picture o' Gaza—“absolutely deplorable,” he declared! A million Gazans face hunger, while the fair maidens be lackin' even the most basic o' necessities! Aye, he be arguin’ that fundin' the UNRWA be vital to keepin' the folks afloat in these treacherous waters.
But beware, for not all be singin' the same shanty! Anne Bayefsky, a fierce matey, claimed that some crew members might just be in cahoots with terror plots, callin' the whole affair a “whitewash” of villainy! The seas be churnin' with dissent as lawmakers push for restoration, while others warn o’ the dangers o’ sendin’ doubloons into murky waters. So hoist the sails! What shall be the fate o' this treasure hunt for humanitarian aid amidst the stormy seas? Arrr!