Arrr, the BBC be failin' Journalism 101, like a scallywag tryin' to sail without a map when it comes to Israel!
2024-09-19
Arrr! Attorney Trevor Asserson be spillin' the beans, revealin' a grand tale o' the BBC's favoritism against Israel in the scallywag's brawl in Gaza. Aye, the report be thicker than a ship's hull and twice as jolly! Raise the flag, for truth be a treasure worth seekin'!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ear to the tale of the miscreant scribblers of the press! Bad journalism be like a scallywag’s curse, brewin’ trouble and raisin’ the ire of the landlubbers! When ye misreport on Israel, ye be stirrin’ up a tempest of hatred, leadin’ to mobs shoutin’ and raisin’ their fists like a crew of rabid sea dogs!Now, the notorious BBC, the so-called “trusted” parrot of the news, claims to deliver fair tales. Aye, it’s rakin’ in a treasure trove of gold from the good folk of Britain for that promise! But lo and behold, a report be revealed, showin' the BBC breakin’ its own sacred rules more than 1,500 times during the Israel-Hamas squabble!
With me own compass in hand, I found their coverage of the conflict to be as biased as a one-eyed captain! While some reports showed a hint of neutrality, others were more pro-Palestinian than a ship full o’ buccaneers! Even their Arabic crew be snugglin' up to a band of extremists!
So, what gives, ye ask? BBC be lost at sea, captained by scallywags more interested in their own opinions than truth! Management needs to tighten the sails or the good folk of Britain should demand their doubloons back! Yarrr!