"Avast, me hearties! Five wild Biden-Harris contraptions laws comin' to plunder yer kitchens, arrr! Prepare fer chaos!"
2024-09-20
Ahoy matey! If ye fancy yer trusty contraption, keep it ye shall! But beware, the shiny new ones be not as grand and will plunder more doubloons from yer chest! That be the Biden-Harris scheme to go green, aye! Arrr, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings of a ruckus brewin' 'tis year, where the landlubbers in the Biden-Harris crew be meddlin' with yer humble appliances! Last year, the scallywags tried to shackle yer gas stoves, but ye fiery public outcry sent 'em scurrying back to their quarters. Still, the bureaucratic buccaneers be sailin' ahead with dastardly plans fer yer furnaces, water heaters, and more!First, they be chasin' away yer trusty gas furnaces by 2028, makin' ye fork over an extra $867, or more! Next, if ye fancy a new water heater, best grab it before 2029, lest ye pay a steep $953 more for the privilege! The regulators be claimin' ye'll save gold in the long run, but I wager ye'll end up poorer than a shipwrecked sailor!
And don’t forget the air conditioners, matey! Come 2025, ye’ll be forced to use fancy refrigerants that’ll cost ye a pretty penny, whilst makin' yer cooling system a danger to boot! Dishwashers? Aye, they take over two hours to clean now, thanks to the endless regulations! And as for light bulbs, the classic incandescent be on the plank, replaced by LEDs that’ll cost ye more doubloons—$2.70 more, to be exact!
So, beware! The bureaucratic tide be risin’, and no sailor be safe from their reach! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper, for the battle over appliances be far from over!