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Arrr, me hearties! The Teamsters be lovin' Trump, yet they be settin' sail for no endorsement! Hilarity ahoy!

2024-09-19

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags on the 'Gutfeld!' deck be chattin' 'bout the mighty Teamsters' silence in the grand presidential battle of 2024. Aye, what be more important than a band o' ruffians not backin' a captain? Hoist the sails o' laughter, 'tis a jolly jest indeed!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Teamsters' curious plight! For the first time in thirty long years, these hearty seafarers of labor be shunning a presidential endorsement! Aye, Jimmy Hoffa be turnin' in his grave, lettin' out a ghostly groan that could shake the timbers of Hillary's abode! What blimey irony it be, havin' backed every Democrat since '92, and now they be adrift like a ship without sails!

Yarrr, the union be stayin' clear of the Democratic Party like a sailor avoidin' a kraken! With Kamala’s latest poll numbers sinkin’ faster than a cannonball, it seems they're favorin' Trump more than a parrot favors a pirate's shoulder! Yet, instead of hoistin' the black flag for Trump, they be settin' sail without a captain, claimin' no clear majority among their crew. Aye, it be a puzzlin' situation indeed!

In the end, these rugged landlubbers be likin' a tough captain over a jolly fool, ye see. They know the high seas be no place for weak decisions! 'Tis a man’s world in the union, and they be seekin' a leader who’ll steer the ship straight! So, let’s all raise a mug of grog to the Teamsters, caught in the whirlpool of politics, sailin’ off into the uncertain horizon!

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