Arrr, ABC's debate be like a leaky ship, sunk by its own fanciful tales and fact-checkin' folly!
2024-09-20
Arrr, the waves be churnin’ from ABC’s wobbly presidential parley! Even their own landlubber fact-checkers be sayin’ the network sailed ‘nigh poorly, failin’ to see through the tall tales spun by that scallywag, Vice President Kamala Harris! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the grand debate, where CBS anchors Norah O’Donnell and Margaret Brennan be faced with a choice—take on the fair seas of CNN's fact-evad’n or brave the stormy waters of ABC's biased hullabaloo! ABC's scallywags, David Muir and Linsey Davis, orchestrated a debate so unbalanced it’d make even ol’ Blackbeard blush!Muir, that jolly lubber, dismissed the criticisms as mere "noise," akin to the squawking of parrots on a ship! Why, the poor Republicans felt like they were fightin' a three-on-one duel, with Harris dodging questions like a slippery fish. The whispers of conspiracy floated about, claimin' Harris had the questions in advance, and lo and behold, ABC had a Democratic anchor on board—Donna Brazile, no less!
With their biased sails flappin' in the wind, these moderators studied hours of Trump rallies to prepare for battle, but when it came to Harris, they let her sail smoothly through the storm. Alas, they ignored the treacherous seas of fact-checking her claims! It seems like ABC's idea of fairness be as elusive as a buried treasure, leaving us to wonder if any pirate could trust such a crew! Shiver me timbers, what a spectacle! Arrr!