The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, let not the metal brain choose who meets Davy Jones! Kamala floundered in Oakland, and Fox be spoutin’ tales!

2024-09-20

Ahoy, matey! Feast yer eyes on the freshest tales from the scallywags at Fox News Opinion! Set sail with the musings of Captain Hannity, the jolly Raymond Arroyo, and a crew of merry jesters! Arrr, don’t be a landlubber—catch the latest and laugh like a true buccaneer!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as we spin a yarn of political tomfoolery! The scallywag known as Hannity be proclaimin’ that the vice president's got a heap o' questions to answer fer the upcoming election—aye, a right kettle o' fish it be!

Then there be ol' Hugh Hewitt, singin' the praises of Trump like a parrot on a perch, spoutin' why he be castin' his vote fer the orange captain o' chaos! Meanwhile, Kamala Harris be gettin' the ol' one-two, accused of failin’ her hometown of Oakland, and folks be wonderin’ if she’d steer the good ship America into the rocks!

And what’s this? The Teamsters, a mighty crew, be givin’ Trump a hearty handshake, yet they be endorsin’ no one—talk about playin’ it safe, savvy?

In other news, it seems a mechanical beast known as AI be makin' waves, claimin’ it shouldn’t decide who meets Davy Jones! And our matey Raymond Arroyo be suggestin’ Kamala's tryin’ to wipe her record clean like a canvas in a storm!

Lastly, Gavin Newsom be claimin’ that a raise in me matey’s wages didn’t sink the ship; nay, it kept her afloat! So hoist the sails, me lads, for the waters be choppy and the politics be wilder than a pack o' rabid sea dogs!

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