Arrr, he be makin' less than a treasure chest o' 15,000 doubloons, tryin' to keep Springfield shipshape, me hearty!
2024-09-21
Arrr, Mayor Rob Rue, the half-time scallywag, be sailin' through a storm o' bomb threats, tall tales, and demands on the city's treasure! Aye, 'tis a fine pickle for a landlubber, tryin' to keep the ship afloat while the crew be mutterin' madly!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale o' Mayor Rob Rue, a landlubber who be sworn to uphold the peace in his fair city, yet finds himself tangled in a storm o' troubles! Aye, this scallywag’s supposed to be workin' just part-time, but it seems the fates be laughin' at him, for he's caught in a tempest of bomb threats and whispers o' false rumors!