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Avast! Parents and educators be shiverin’ their timbers to toss them cursed cellphones overboard in the classrooms! Arr!

2024-09-21

Arrr! I not be just shoutin’ fer the scallywags to toss them cellphones overboard in schools, but I also urge the landlubbers—parents and teachers—to hoist the sails together on this mighty quest, lest our young be lost at sea o' distractions! Aye!

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