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Arrr, me hearties! Kamala be takin' a tumble to a sneaky scallywag she ne’er saw comin'! Ha har!

2024-09-21

Arrr, matey! Kamala be dodgin' me questions 'bout her treasure map fer the doubloons! I reckon she be stickin' to the same sea chart as Captain Biden, callin' it Bidenomics. Aye, ‘tis no surprise to this salty sea dog!

Arrr, me hearties! It be plain as the crow’s nest that despite the media’s tall tales, the purse strings of the nation be tighter than a ship’s hold after a good plunder! Vice President Kamala Harris be tryin' to win the hearts of the American crew, but alas, her words be like a ship with no sails—adrift and lacking direction.

With the weight of Bidenomics upon her shoulders, she struggles to chart a course through these stormy economic seas. Ask her about the state of the coin, and she spins a yarn about her childhood instead of givin' ye a proper answer. Aye, she be a middle-class lass, but the folks want to know how to keep their gold from slippin' through their fingers, not tales of lawns and hard work!

Aye, the scallywags be sayin' they want change, while only a handful think the economy be fair or good. Harris be raisin' eyebrows and questions like a ship's flag in a gale, but where be her plans? The crew at the grocery store knows it be a rough voyage under her watch. If she’s got better ideas, why be they buried deeper than Davy Jones’ locker? The winds of discontent be blowin', and it looks like the economy may yet capsize her ambitions for good!

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