"Arrr! Elections be but a fleeting breeze, but kinship be the true treasure. Keep politics from sinkin' yer ship!"
2024-09-22
Arrr, me hearties! To turn a ruckus 'mongst mates into jolly banter, we must train our scallywag selves to swap our sword-drawn ways for chatty cheer. Aye, let’s befriend our tempers and stop battlin’ like barnacles on a ship’s hull!
Aye mateys, gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of a divided crew! Our fair nation be tearing families asunder, like a ship caught in a tempest! Robert F. Kennedy Jr., bless his soul, be at odds with his own kin for throwin' his lot in with the likes of ol' Trump. And Tim Walz's brother, Jeff, has sailed the seas of silence for eight long years, all 'cause of his brother's progressive ways! Arrr!