The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Trump be havin' a treasure map fer gold, while Harris be lost at sea without a compass, matey!

2024-09-23

Arrr, matey! Trump be keepin’ them treasure taxes low, makin’ it merry for gold-lovin’ investors! He’ll slice through them pesky rules like a cutlass, boostin’ our bounty of energy, and makin’ every doubloon stretch further than a ship’s sail in a fair wind! Aye, what a jolly time!

Aye, mateys! As the fateful day of November draws near, the treasures of coin and gold weigh heavily on the minds of all ye landlubbers! In a recent survey, it be revealed that Cap’n Trump holds a fine lead over Madam Harris when it comes to makin’ wise economic calls, and it be no surprise, savvy? Trump be favorin’ low taxes and fewer pesky regulations, makin’ the seas of investment smooth sailing!

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