Ahoy, matey! What if them landlubber Israelis had a say in our grand U.S. shindigs? Yarrr, chaos be a-comin’!
2024-09-24
Arrr, we be knowin’ full well what them mullahs in Tehran be castin’ their votes fer! Aye, they’d be raisin’ the Jolly Roger fer their own kind, while we’d be laughin’ like scallywags at their folly! Har har!
Avast ye landlubbers! As the sands of time slipped through the hourglass, Hezbollah be rainin’ long-range fire upon the fair shores of Israeli settlements, while the mighty Israeli Defense Forces unleash a tempest of over 300 cannonades upon Lebanon! The good ol' Pentagon be sendin' forth the Harry Truman, ready to join the Abraham Lincoln in a show of naval might. Arrr!But lo and behold, the Biden/Harris Middle East policy be smolderin' like a shipwreck on the high seas! With the Vice President hollerin', "We must strike a deal!" one wonders what she’d say 'bout Israel and Lebanon. As fer the former pirate-in-chief Trump, he be insistin’ Israel must triumph swiftly, like a swift ship in a squall!
Rumors swirl ‘round who the Israelis would support if they could cast their votes in U.S. elections. A survey revealed 51% prefer Trump over Biden, but what say the mullahs of Iran? They’d likely favor Harris, for Trump be the scourge of their coffers, pressurin’ them harder than a cannonball to the hull!
In the midst of this turmoil, the people be more concerned with the price o’ grub than the ruckus overseas. But for those few who value peace and strength, the choice be clear: hoist the sails for Trump! Yarr!