Arrr! Come November, the scribblin' o' knowledge be on the ballot, along with our fate, matey!
2024-09-24
Arrr, when Trump an' Harris did parley, not a whisper o' learnin' crossed their lips! Yet here be the rub: the scallywags of parents an' students be keen fer a treasure map of policies to hoist education from Davy Jones' locker! Avast, we need a course correction!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand debate where not a single soul dared to utter a word about the future of our young scallywags' education! Aye, millions o' parents be tuned in, hopin' fer answers, yet they be left high and dry, parched like a desert island, with nary a mention of learnin'!Instead, we be subjected to endless "fact checks" aimed at the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump, while Vice President Kamala Harris danced 'round questions like a sea serpent dodgin' harpoons. It be a devilish disservice to the fine folk concerned 'bout their wee ones’ future. With education goin' down the ship’s hull like a lead anchor, it be no wonder parents are as anxious as a cat on a hot tin roof!
As reading and math scores drop like cannonballs, and per-pupil spendin’ rises higher than a crow's nest, we find schools teachin' not the three R's, but a whole load of political claptrap! 'Tis a right scandal, I say! Parents be demandin’ changes, and Trump’s ship sails straight ahead with plans fer choice and truth in teachin'. So hoist the sails and let’s have a proper chat about our young'uns' futures before we all end up stranded on the shores of ignorance! Arrr!