Arrr, Iran be cheerin' for Kamala, but savvy Americans know there's a finer treasure to be found for safer seas!
2024-09-25
Arrr, after four long years of pamperin' the scallywags in Iran, the Biden-Harris crew be makin' cozy with the most anti-democratic knaves on the seven seas! Aye, 'tis a jolly fine way to win the hearts of rogues! Avast, me hearty, what a right merry mess!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the landlubbers in our presidential election. The Iranians, those scallywags, be settin' their sights on none other than Kamala Harris! Who be surprised, eh? After four long years of givin' Iran a warm embrace, our current captain, Biden, be fillin' their coffers whilst our own ship be driftin'.Now, the Iranians be meddlin' in our elections, servin' up stolen treasures from the Trump campaign to the Biden-Harris crew—aye, that be treasonous! The Democrats claim to be the protectors of democracy, but it seems they be guardin' the treasure chests of tyrants instead! The FBI be blowin' the whistle, revealin' Iran's plots and schemes, with China and Russia joinin' the fray, like a band of buccaneers lookin' to plunder our democracy.
As the Biden ship sails on, their response to threats be weaker than grog made with saltwater! While they dally with deals and appeasements, the true danger lurks, ready to strike. 'Tis clear, if America wishes to be safe from these nefarious foes, we need a captain with the guts to wield the cutlass! So hoist the sails and vote for Donald Trump, the only matey who can steer us clear of these treacherous waters! Arrr!