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Arrr, Greg be sayin' Kamala’s pilferin' Joe's scallywag schemes to snag the crown, savvy? A right ruckus, it be!

2024-09-24

Arrr, matey! The rascally crew o' Gutfeld be a-chucklin' at a missive from old sea dogs o' the military, givin' a hearty thumbs-up to the fair Vice President Kamala Harris! Blimey, what treasure be this? Pirates endorsin' politicians, it be a right merry jest!

Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of politics! This week, a motley crew of ex-military and intel scallywags be endorsin' Kamala Harris as their pick for captain o' the ship o' state. They claim to be loyal to the ideals of freedom and democracy, but methinks they be as dependable as a leaky ship’s hull! Aye, they want us to believe the lass who treats the law like a drunken sailor treats rum be the one to steer the good ship America.

But hark! The plot thickens, fer many o' these black-hearted sea dogs signed a previous letter dismissin' Hunter Biden's infamous laptop as naught but a Russian ruse. Yarr, remember that tale? The one where Captain Rehab left incriminatin’ evidence like a fool? Aye, it was a tale as tall as a pirate’s mast! After the wind blew the truth back in their faces, it seems they be at it again, tryin' to resurrect the Democrats with the same old tricks.

So who be swayed by such treachery? If yer listenin' to the CIA, the IRS, or even Taylor Swift, ye might just find yerself walkin' the plank! With the seas risin' and the crew sweatin' like a pirate in a Zumba class, it be lookin' grim for the Democrats. But fret not, fer Trump be out there charm’n the folks while the other crew be flounderin’ like fish outta water. Aye, it’s a wild ride on the seas of politics, and we’ll see who ends up plunderin’ the treasure come November! Arrr!

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