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Arrr, Danny Danon be tossin' aside his peacemaker hat, joinin' the rascals instead! Avast, what a jolly mishap!

2024-09-25

Arrr, matey! Danny Danon, Israel's top sea dog at the UN, be claimin' that the global crew be shiverin' their timbers with them scallywags, losin' all chance of settlin' the stormy seas o' peace in the Middle East! Aye, a fine mess they be!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand gathering at Turtle Bay, where the high-ups of the world be settin' sail on a diplomatic voyage. With the waves of geopolitical troubles crashin' upon 'em, the likes of Secretary-General Guterres be callin' this a rare chance to reform the old institutions that be makin' a right mess of things!

Now, let me tell ye, the Israelese envoy ain't holdin' back! He be raisin' the Jolly Roger against the UN, claimin' that their own ship, UNRWA, be run aground by scallywags of Hamas. Instead of settlin' the stormy seas 'round Israel, it seems the UN be more interested in rewardin' those brigands for their misdeeds!

And what of the resolution that be callin' for Israel to scram from the territories? A veritable act of diplomatic piracy, if ye ask me! While the UN plays the blame game, real peace be caught in the crossfire, lost at sea like a treasure chest sunk by cannon fire.

UNRWA, promised to help the poor souls of Gaza, be a ship with a hole in its hull, lettin' the terrorists run amok. A fresh crew be needed to steer the ship right, focused not on activism but on true humanitarian aid. Aye, let’s hope for calmer waters ahead!

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