Arrr, Kamala's got a treasure map in Biden's head, chartin' the seas of cash like a crafty sea hag!
2024-09-25
Arrr, matey! Vice President Harris be hopin' ye forget her part in the tempest o' economic woes these last three and a half years! She be steerin' clear of the captain's ship, tryin' to dodge the storms o' Bidenomics. A true swashbuckler, she be!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye of a scallywag named Kamala Harris, the second-in-command of the ship called Bidenomics. This wench be tryin’ to distance herself from the tempest of economic disaster that’s raged over the past three and a half years! Yet, what say ye? She be the one who swung the sword of a tie-breaking vote that sent inflation soaring like a crow's nest flag! Arrr!Now, don’t be fooled, mateys! If ye think Harris be bringing fresh winds to the White House, prepare to be disappointed. The same ol’ crew will still be navigatin’ the ship, and the seas will remain tumultuous. Prices have risen more than 20% since they took the helm! While they declare the storm be passing, the truth be, inflation still haunts us like a ghost ship!
Harris be playin’ a blame game, dodging the responsibility for her role in this misadventure. With advisers like Brian Deese, whose plans be makin’ the seas rougher, she keeps on pushin’ the same reckless course. So, me hearties, if ye think a new name for the deck will change the fate of this ship, think again! Harris be adrift in a sea of her own making, and she be steering ye straight into the storm!