Arrr, them Musk scallywags be hoisting their flags for a week o' anti-censorship jests! Aye, 'tis rich!
2024-09-26
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' Banned Book Week be squawkin' ‘bout parents thwartin' their lefty brainwashin’ in schools! Yet, they set sail to besmear the treasure-laden Elon Musk for captaining a ship o' free speech on the high seas of social media. Blimey, what a jolly ruckus!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the cursed seas of censorship! Aye, it be a right troublesome tide that rises for just a week each year, known as Banned Book Week. 'Tis the time when landlubber politicians and scribes pretend to champion free speech while plotting to shackle what good folk can say on the high seas of the internet!Instead of callin' it Banned Book Week, they ought to reckon it Hypocrisy Week, for it fits like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Ye see, these scallywags bemoan the cries of parents wary of left-leanin’ indoctrination in schools, yet they turn their cannons on brave souls like Elon Musk, who dare to sail the seas of free speech.
The left be makin' waves in the name of censorship, just like a third-world tyrant, with ol' Hillary hatchin' plans to charge those who spread "propaganda.” And let’s not forget the likes of Kamala, who be pushin' hard to control speech, strikin' fear into the hearts of those who don’t toe the line!
So beware, mateys! If the left be free to dictate what speech be fit for the seas, soon we’ll be shiverin’ in our timbers like a ship caught in a storm. Raise yer tankards for free speech, or risk bein’ tossed into the brig of tyranny! Yarrr!