Arrr! Trump and RFK Jr. be sailin' the seas o' health, plunderin' bad snacks and bringin' back the veggies, matey!
2024-09-26
Arrr, mateys! I’ve been hoistin’ the flag for me hearty policies to keep landlubbers spry! With Captain Trump at the helm, I be certain we’ll plunder the treasure of good health! So raise yer tankards and let’s set sail for a fit crew, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the jolly tidings of our good Agriculture Commissioner, a landlubber turned health crusader! With a hearty shout, he hails the joining of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. to the Trump ship, for together they be settin’ sail to make the good folk of America healthier! Aye, ‘tis a cause worthy of our finest rum!In days of yore, the great John F. Kennedy inspired a nation to hoist their sails for fitness, and our Commissioner longs to revive that spirit. With more than half the crew strugglin’ with obesity, he be shoutin’ that it’s high time we toss the processed food overboard and feast on whole, natural goodies. No more scallywag snacks, I say!
Our gallant leader be fightin’ for policies that’ll fill the bellies of our wee ones with nutrient-rich grub, not the filth of Big Food! Aye, he’s callin’ for a bounty of local produce to flood our schools and food banks, savin’ both our health and our hardworking farmers! So, raise yer tankards and let’s toast to a future where our nation be fit as a fiddle, all under the watchful eye of President Trump and his trusty mate, Robert Kennedy!