Arrr! Kamala be sinking her own ship, Musk's foes be swabbing the deck, and more tales from Fox's crow's nest!
2024-09-27
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer gaze upon the freshest loot from Fox News Opinion, and feast yer eyes on the swashbucklin’ tales spun by Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and other salty sea dogs! Arrr, don’t be a landlubber—join the merry crew of newswatchin’!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as we spin a yarn of the high seas o' politics, where Vice President Kamala Harris be makin' waves with her latest batch o' "word salad." Aye, that ol' sea dog Hannity be takin' a jab at her jumbled speech like a cannonball to a leaky ship!Now, some be wonderin’ why our fair lady Harris be givin’ a miss to the Al Smith Dinner in New York, a feast fit for landlubbers. Hugh Hewitt be scratchin’ his noggin’ over this mysterious disappearance, while Gutfeld be claimin’ she’s just borrowin’ tricks from Captain Joe's treasure chest o’ election shenanigans!
On another voyage, a brave lass who fought fer the rights of girl athletes be celebratin’ her Supreme Court victory. Yarrr, a fine tale indeed! But as ol' Raymond Arroyo notes, Harris be diggin' herself a deeper hole than Davy Jones' locker!
The seas be choppy too, as calls to end U.S. fundin’ for a UN agency givin' shelter to scallywags like Hamas be echoing through the waves. And don’t ye forget the great race ahead, filled with mysteries that could shake the ship o’ state! So hoist yer flags and keep yer eyes peeled, fer the political seas be fer tiltin' any moment!