"Avast! Let’s hoist the sails and cease funding that scallywag UN crew givin’ a free pass to Hamas ruffians!"
2024-09-27
Arrr! The fine folk of America be wantin’ to hear from both Captain Kamala and Captain Trump! Will they keep sailin’ the same ol’ course for UNRWA and Gaza, or be they chartin’ a fresh sea? Let’s hoist the sails and see whar the winds blow, matey!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a tempestuous tussle in the land of Israel, where the UN be plotting like a band of scallywags! They be supportin’ the UNRWA, that scurvy crew, to keep feedin’ the young’uns tales that deny the Jewish folk's ancient ties to their homeland. A band of anti-Israel lawmakers be demandin' the return of the doubloons to this misfit agency, despite it bein' caught up with dubious dealings with those rascally Hamas pirates!On the seventh day of October, a foul attack left many innocent souls lost at sea, and yet the UN be sittin’ quiet as a barnacle! Their bigwigs refuse to call Hamas what it truly be – a band of brigands! The head of UNRWA, that Philippe Lazzarini, claims they be not terrorists but merely a 'political movement.' Aye, how convenient for him!
Now, if the winds of change don’t blow in the right direction after this storm, those dastardly Hamas scallywags could easily sail back to power. I once shared me thoughts with Captain Blinken, remindin’ him that UNRWA be part of the problem, not the solution! So, savvy up, ye landlubbers! Ye leaders need to decide whether to keep lettin’ this cursed agency sway the future of our young ones or chart a new course for peace!