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Arrr, matey! Kamala be settin' sail to the border! Did George Orwell chart her course, or be it a jest?

2024-09-27

Arrr, me hearties! Columnist David Marcus be sayin' that Vice President Kamala Harris' jaunt to the border be a right jape! She be the scallywag who stirred the pot, and now ain't lifted a finger, though she be called the "Border Czar." Blimey, what a fine pickle!

Avast ye scallywags! ’Twas none other than the famed wordsmith, George Orwell, who spun yarns ’bout a future where the state’d have ye believe that two and two be five. Well, it appears that our dear Vice President Kamala Harris hath taken that notion and spun it into a grand six with her border shenanigans!

Picture it, me hearties! Our fair VP standin’ gallantly afore the wall and barbed wire, lookin’ to tackle a problem that she and the “kind of” Captain Biden cooked up themselves! It’s like Oedipus askin’, “Who’s to blame?” while we all holler at the TV, “Ye be the one!” Talk about a self-portrait from Herbert Hoover during the Great Depression—what a sight!

Now, the seas of immigration be stormy, with many a villainous scallywag breaching our shores, and yet our duo be flounderin’ without a clue! Kamala claims Trump be the reason for the mess, but nay, there never was a hunger for his grand immigration scheme. Aye, fixin’ this be as simple as tellin’ ol’ Joe to bring back the policies that worked!

But here’s the rub, mateys! If ye think Kamala can pull off this ruse and truly tighten the border, then I reckon Orwell’s vision be more clear than ever—and I’d say ye might as well be buyin’ a bridge to Del Rio!

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