“Arrr! Within the Democrats' quest to twist 'freedom,' they be sailin’ the seas of wordplay, savvy?”
2024-09-28
Arrr, matey! The Harris-Walz crew be dabblin' in fanciful talk, tryin' to hoist the flag of 'freedom'! But, shiver me timbers, they’ve got a parrot on their shoulder who’s forgotten the 1st Amendment! Aye, they be sailin’ in murky waters! Keep yer eye on the horizon, savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for the fair Vice President Kamala Harris be tossin' 'round the word "freedom" like a wench at a rum-soaked tavern, shoutin' it eleven times in a speech this week! Aye, she’s on a quest to claim that freedom be all about a lass makin' choices 'bout her own body, savvy?The scallywags in the Democratic crew be attemptin' to commandeer the very essence of "freedom" for their plunderin' ways, even twistin' it to fit their schemes on gun control, climate, and whatnot! They claim to fight for our "freedom," yet they be ready to shackle our First and Second Amendment rights faster than ye can say "walk the plank!"
And while the good Captain Walz may see no guarantee for free speech, I say that be a slippery slope, matey! Censorin' folks be like tryin' to catch a slippery fish with bare hands. And let’s not forget, Harris says she’ll defend the freedom to love, but she might just be sinkin’ the rights of parents faster than a sunken ship!
So hoist the Jolly Roger high, for true freedom be a treasure worth fightin' for, but beware of those who wield it like a cutlass to further their own ends! Arrr!