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“Arrr! Newt Gingrich be blabberin’ ‘bout frackin’ and Kamala's sneaky switcheroo in the Pennsy sea, savvy?”

2024-09-29

Arrr, matey! The Biden-Harris crew be set on banishin' that fiery gas from our galleons, even suggestin' we toss the ol' cookin' stoves overboard! Aye, they be on a quest to rid the seas of gas, like a scallywag lookin' for buried treasure!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer a tale of Vice President Kamala Harris and her shifty ways in the grand ol’ state of Pennsylvania, where the votes be as precious as doubloons! Back in the year of our Lord 2020, the good lady proclaimed with all the bravado of a captain on the high seas, "Aye, I be for banishing fracking!" But lo and behold, as the tides of election grow near, her tune be changin’ faster than a ship in a storm!

With Western Pennsylvania sittin’ atop a treasure trove of natural gas, worth heaps of gold and jobs for hard-working folk, Harris be swappin’ her banishment talk. Now, she be sayin’, “Nay, I shan’t ban fracking!” Aye, the winds of politics blow strong, and she knows her fate be tied to the loyalties of the landlubbers who toil in that industry.

The green crew may grumble, but their whispers be clear: “Let the lady talk, for it be her duty to win the crown!” Yet, deep in her heart, the siren call of taxes and regulations be lurkin’—a plan to sink fracking without so much as a cannon shot! So, beware, ye Pennsylvanians, for her fickle promises may lead ye to treacherous waters come Election Day! Arrr!

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