"Ahoy! Selfish Kamala be settin' fire to Vance's blunder at the sandwich tavern in Pittsburgh, arrr!"
2024-09-29
Arrr! David Marcus be sayin’ that Vice President Kamala Harris turned the heat up on them Pittsburgh grub merchants, celebratin’ like a scallywag when them mateys sent JD Vance packin’. A right merry ruckus it was, makin’ their salty lives a bit more tempest-tossed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin’ a tale from the high seas of politics, where Vice President Kamala Harris be castin’ shadows upon a fine eatery, the Primanti Bros. in Pittsburgh. This weekend, the noble GOP matey, JD Vance, sought to drop anchor at the famed sandwich shop, but alas! He was turned away, much to the chagrin of the hungry crew awaitin’ outside.In a twist of fate fit for a jolly sea shanty, Vance, spurned but good-hearted, paid for the crew’s grub, while the establishment claimed the manager had merely been startled by the cameras. But lo! Harris couldn’t resist the urge to make this her own tale of valor, remindin’ all of her grand entrance at the same place months before, when she had her supporters bused in like shipmates for a staged spectacle. Aye, she turned the tides of favor to make it seem like Democrats be welcomed with open arms, while Republicans be banished to Davy Jones' locker!
In the end, ‘tis clear that Harris, the ‘me’ girl of the political seas, be less concerned about the welfare of the business than her own shiny reputation. So, be wary, me hearties! For in the realm of politics, it seems every ship sails for its own treasure, and the rest of us are merely deckhands in their grand adventure!