Arrr, as a lass o' sport, I shan't be swabbin' the deck with ye landlubber lads!
2024-09-30
Arrr, me hearties! The battle fer fair play in the lady sportin' seas be a'continuin'! Another fierce lass o' the college realm be joinin' the fray against the NCAA scallywags. They be fightin' to keep the game shipshape and safe, savvy? Aye, let the laughter roll like the tides!
‘Tis a right pickle, I tell ye! Slusser be claimin’ she had no say in sharin’ her quarters with a matey who be sportin’ male parts! What a shiverin’ scandal! The NCAA, led by Captain Baker, be turnin’ a blind eye to the cries o’ women who be wantin’ to keep their treasure chests safe from intruders.
Women across the seven seas be united in sayin’, “Nay!” to this madness. With tales o' past transgressions, like that o' Lia Thomas, where a fella snagged a women’s championship and strutted about the locker room, the tide be turnin’! They demand the NCAA be held accountable, and that women be allowed to say, “Nay, we shall not share our ship with a man!” So, hoist the sails and let’s fight for fairness on the college waters, lest we be cap’n of our own doom! Arrr!