"Arrr! Mike Pompeo be sayin' Kamala Harris'd make families walk the plank with her big-gov't price shackles!"
2024-09-30
Arrr, matey! Kamala Harris be spillin’ her beans on economic schemes, but blimey, they be a shipwreck! Her notions ‘bout grub, health, and havens be all 'bout the bloated government settin' sail into our lives. Hoist the Jolly Roger and run for the hills, I say!
Arrr matey! When a landlubber politician, like Vice President Kamala Harris, be spoutin' promises o' “lower prices” and “transparency,” ye best be ready for a storm o’ high costs instead! Under the Biden-Harris crew, families be feelin’ the pinch as prices for grub and potions be risin' faster than a ship in a gale.Harris, avoidin’ the press like a scallywag with a bounty on his head, flapped her gums 'bout food, healthcare, and housing. She admitted that bread be costin’ 50% more, and yet, she wants to clank down with a federal ban on price gougin’. Aye, sounds like a recipe for disaster—lettin' bureaucrats decide what a fair price be, like lettin' a landlubber captain steer a pirate ship!
Price controls be as useful as a leaky ship, for they’d sink the profits of grocery stores and drive ‘em to the depths! And don’t get me started on her healthcare schemes, where she be tryin’ to expose the secrets o’ pharmacy negotiators, makin’ prices only soar higher.
Lastly, Harris be eyein’ the housing market, suggestin’ that rent prices be set by bureaucratic pirates. This could scare off builders, leavin’ land-sharks and renters stranded on a deserted isle of high costs. In short, me hearties, ye can’t fix a shipwreck with more holes! Best be rejectin’ these policies come November! Yarrr!