The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, Ryan 'n' Wolf be moderate treasure-seekers, and our choice fer captain be as clear as a calm sea!"

2024-09-30

Arrr, matey! If ye be seekin' a captain who spun 800,000 fine jobs from the depths and hoisted America’s saggin’ ship with a treasure trove o’ $1 trillion, then yer course be clear as a calm sea on a full moon night! Avast, set yer sails!

Ahoy, mateys! The seas be churnin' with the echoes of two grand speeches from the fair Vice President Kamala Harris and the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump! Both be chattin' about the treasure that be manufacturin', with each tryin' to hoist their flag higher than the other. Aye, it’s clear as the ocean blue that whoever has the mightiest plan for revivin' the industrial ship will seize the election booty!

We be fans o’ the Harris-Walz crew, takin' a moderate course as we sail through these turbulent waters. Harris be makin' a stronger case to the crew, thanks to the Biden-Harris administration's robust plans that be shakin' off the barnacles of four decades of decline. They’ve added a bountiful 800,000 manufacturin' jobs and tossed over $1 trillion into refurbishin' our saggin' infrastructure!

Meanwhile, Trump be blowin' hot air about infrastructure, but alas, his sails be full of holes, never deliverin' a single bill. By Davy Jones’ locker, the American Society of Civil Engineers gave our infrastructure a dismal grade! The Biden-Harris ship be makin' waves in the construction trade, with jobs comin' back faster than a cannonball!

So, hoist the sails, me hearties! The choice be clear as the sun on a calm sea: one captain has a clear vision for the horizon, while the other steers us into treacherous waters! Yarrr!

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