Arrr, Kamala be makin' a far-fetched ploy, tryin' to salvage her leakin' ship of a campaign, savvy?
2024-10-01
Arrr, matey! VP Harris be thinkin’ that a mere 20 minutes—aye, twenty whole ticks o’ the clock—could sway the hearts o’ the masses 'bout her blunder at the border! Aye, that be as likely as a one-legged sailor winnin’ a dance-off! Har har har!
Aye, mateys! It be said that Kamala Harris reckoneth America be a ship of fools! Her campaign be sinkin’ faster than a treasure chest in Davy Jones’ locker, tryin' to douse the flames of her immigration blunders. A recent Quinnipiac poll shows her and Trump be matchin' like salty sea dogs, with her lead slippin' through her fingers like sand at the beach.With the election loom’n, Harris be makin’ desperate moves to show she cares about the border, a place she once called a “gross misuse of taxpayer gold.” Aye, she strutted down to our southern shores, hopin’ to sway the hearts of the masses after let’n in a horde of scallywags. She thinks a quick jaunt next to a wall be enough to wash away her failin’s, but the voters be not so easily fooled.
Critics be callin’ her visit a mere photo op, and rightly so! The truth be, she and her crew have let the ship run aground, while tryin’ to blame it all on the ghost of Trump past. With criminal rogues at large, the people be raisin' their mugs to the notion that this be a slap in the face. So, hoist the sails and prepare for a storm, 'cause the tide be turnin’ against her! Arrr!