"Arrr! JD Vance be clashin' with Tim Walz, and Israel's sailin' free! All this from the Fox News seas!"
2024-10-01
Avast ye mateys! Set yer spyglasses on the freshest tales from Fox News Opinion! Yarr, feast yer eyes on moving pictures o' Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and a gaggle o' salty sea dogs! Don't ye be missing this treasure trove of nonsense!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, for the tide be high on this here Debate Day! At the stroke of 8 p.m. ET, the grand spectacle of the Fox News Simulcast shall commence, where the fine gents Vance and Walz shall clash like ships in a squall!Meanwhile, our dear friend HANNITY be throwin' shade on Captain Biden’s handling of that tempest, Hurricane Helene. Arrr, what a sight to see! And HUGH HEWITT sails into the fray, prattlin’ on about Israel’s uncharted waters. Then we have the great argument of whether VP debates be worth a pirate's gold—let's glance at those six examples like shiny doubloons!
As for GUTFELD, he warns ye of the peril of ignorance in this here America, while a fierce female athlete declares she shan't compete alongside men in collegiate sports, savvy? RAYMOND ARROYO's got a new word fresh from the lips of Kamala Harris, and our old mate POMPEO claims she'd unleash doom upon families with her big-government shenanigans!
Lastly, we toast to Jimmy Carter, our first centenarian captain of the ship of state! So, hoist the sails and prepare for a night of raucous debate, me hearties!