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"Arrr, matey! In the grand rumble o’ Vance and Walz, score it like a brawl in the ring, aye!"

2024-10-01

Arrr, matey! It be said that yer average landlubber’s made up their mind 'bout the ballot, with a measly 10 percent still blowin’ in the wind! And lo! The way they score the fisticuffs be as confounded as their choices, aye! A right jolly jest, I say!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as we set sail into the tempest of the grand debate, where the fine gents JD Vance and Tim Walz shall duel in the verbal seas. Aye, the clock strikes 8 p.m. ET, and the hullabaloo shall be broadcast for all to behold through the magical box known as Fox News!

Now, heed me words, for in the realm of political skirmishes, ‘tis a truth universally acknowledged that no true victor emerges. The scoring be as slippery as a fish in a barrel! But lo! I’ve devised a cunning plan, borrowin’ a page from the noble art of boxing. Each question be a round, and the debate shall flow like rum on a hot day, with points awarded as ye see fit!

So grab ye quill and parchment, and keep score, ye scallywags! Vance and Walz shall swing their swords of rhetoric, and the audience shall be the judges, tallying the blows landed. Remember, if one can score a solid 10-8 on a question, that’s a fine haul indeed!

Now, set your sails for this high-stakes showdown where words be weapons, and let us see which buccaneer shall come out on top! Arrr, may the best man win! Or at least not get knocked out cold!

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