Arrr, in three tickin' minutes, I snagged a taxpayer's meth pipe! Kamala be wishin' fer more o' this treasure!
2024-10-02
Arrr! If ye be wishin’ to glimpse the shores of America under Kamala’s rule, just cast yer eyes on Seattle’s ways with the scallywags on the pipe! I merely asked, and lo! A taxpayer-funded meth pipe appeared—what a jolly treasure! Avast, what a fine time to be a pirate!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round to hear the tale of how it be easier than ever to snag ye taxpayer-funded meth pipes and fentanyl freebasing kits in ports across this here land! If ye wish to glimpse the treacherous waters of drug policy under the helm of one Kamala Harris, look no further than the raucous cities swabbin’ the decks under the Biden-Harris flag, embracing what they call "harm reduction." Aye, 'tis naught but a trick to make the scourge of addiction worse!These so-called "harm reduction" strategies be meant to keep the scallywags safe by providin’ clean needles and pipes to combat disease. But alas, what they’re truly doin’ is normalizin’ the use of these foul substances, leavin’ our towns in ruin with more landlubbers addicted and a rise in overdose deaths! In Seattle, I waltzed into a needle exchange like a pirate to a treasure trove, walkin’ out with my very own "party kit"—no questions asked!
So beware, me hearties! If Harris sails into the White House, expect this madness to spread like a plague amongst yer own shores. What we need be policies that steer folks toward recovery, not a free-for-all of drugs! The seas be stormy enough without makin’ it easier for the scallywags to keep their vices alive. Let’s chart a course for compassion, not negligence! Arrr!