Avast, matey! Beware the siren song of Kamala's "fair share" treasure—'tis naught but a scallywag's tall tale!
2024-10-02
Arrr, as Kamala be spoutin' her grand schemes fer the coin, 'tis plain she aims to be tossin' more doubloons into the sea, whilst plunderin' the pockets o' some landlubbers with higher taxes. A fine treasure hunt, indeed! Avast!
But hark! The wealthy be already coughin' up nearly half of the federal booty, while the top 1% be payin' a hefty 46% of taxes! That be a whole lotta gold from just a handful o' sea dogs! As ye delve deeper into the treasure chest o' numbers, ye'll find the bottom half o' earners barely payin' a pittance—just 2.3% of taxes while claimin' 10.4% of the income pie!
The crew o' the U.S. government be expectin' to haul in a whopping $5.1 trillion in taxes, yet still be runnin' a deficit o' over $2 trillion! It be a fiscal shipwreck, I tell ye! And don’t forget, mateys, the curse of inflation be robbin' all of us of our shiny coins, makin' even the simplest treasure feel like a heavy anchor!
So raise yer tankards and toast to the unfairness o' it all! For the government be takin' from those who toil hard and givin' naught but burdens in return! Arrr, let this tale warn ye—success be a crime in these waters!