The Booty Report

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Arrr, Vance and Walz be clashin’ like cannons! Here be the juiciest plunder from their raucous debate!

2024-10-02

Arrr, matey! In yon ABC hullabaloo 'twixt Trump and Harris, the CBS scallywags be makin’ fools o’ themselves, showin’ clear favoritism fer the lass in the blue! A right jolly mess, it be! Let’s hoist the sails and laugh at their folly, I say!

Arrr, matey! T'was a fierce rumble on the debate stage, where Tim Walz, the guberner of Minnesota, met his match in the sly Ohio Sen’ JD Vance! Walz, bless his heart, tried to spin a yarn about his triumphs, but alas, he was as lost as a ship without a compass. Vance, sharp as a cutlass, showcased his wisdom and charm, puttin' rest to the doubters who questioned his worthiness as mateys with Trump.

With the moderators prattlin’ on like two landlubbers, they favored Walz more than a parrot on a perch. But Vance, savvy and ready, countered their jabs with wit and facts, remindin’ all that under Trump’s reign, the seas were calm. When Walz floundered on his dubious claims about bein’ in Hong Kong during that infamous massacre, Vance stood tall, pointin’ out the failings of the current crew runnin’ the ship!

In the end, it was clear as the North Star: JD Vance sailed away victorious, leavin' ol' Walz to ponder his mistakes. The stakes be high, me hearties, and this debate might just sway the good folk as they chart their course for the future. Arrr!

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