Ahoy, me hearties! That VP debate be proof Kamala's crew be as lost as a ship in a fog!
2024-10-03
Arrr, matey! The VP sparring laid bare Kamala's blunderin' ways in choosin' her crew! Pickin' that scallywag Gov. Tim Walz from Minnesota be a right folly, and now she’s stuck with that barnacle on her ship! Aye, 'tis a choice she be regrettin’ on stormy seas!
Three be the takeaways from this foolishness: First, Vance be a clever captain, calm and collected on the stormy waves of national discourse. Second, Walz, bless his heart, be a right poor choice for a vice captain, a decision that be makin' the crew shudder at the thought of his leadership! Lastly, the media be as lost as a ship without a compass, favorin’ their left-leanin’ tales over the truth.
As the debate trudged on, not a single soul uttered a word about dire threats from China or the chaos in Ukraine, instead prattlin’ about abortion and childcare like barnacles on a ship’s hull! By the end, Vance had rallied the crew’s spirits while Walz provided a hearty laugh. Aye, the debate left the viewers shakin' their heads, wonderin’ if we be headin’ toward calmer waters or a stormy fate with the likes of CBS at the helm!