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Arrr! Biden-Harris inflation be makin' the office return cost more doubloons than a siren's song, savvy?

2024-10-03

Avast, matey! In the year of our Lord two-thousand and twenty-three, a hearty 66% of landlubbers be toilin’ in the office all five days! Aye, more scallywags be joinin’ the fray, so hoist yer sails and prepare for a week of swabbin’ decks! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I bring tidings from the high seas of business! Amazon’s captain, Andy Jassy, be decreein’ that all hands on deck must return to the office five days a week, startin’ Jan. 2! Arrr, this be a far cry from their previous scheme of three days. It seems the tide be shiftin’, and not just at the Amazon docks!

Now, if yer wonderin’ what this means fer yer doubloons, brace yerselves! With inflation brewin’ like a storm and many a landlubber drownin’ in credit card debt, the cost of returnin’ to the office be higher than a crow’s nest! On average, ye be shellin’ out $51 a day, not includin’ the treacherous expenses of childcare! Aye, this could mean a hefty $612 more a month just to sit in a cubicle!

Ye best be preparin’ for the costs of fuel, lunch, and the fancy garb ye may need to don, lest ye be caught lookin’ like a scallywag! And don’t forget the cost of dry cleanin’ and maintainin’ yer trusty steed – I mean, yer car!

So, hoist yer sails and brace for impact, me hearties! The seas of work be changin’, and ye best be ready to navigate these treacherous waters of employment anew! Yarrr!

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