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Arrr, matey! Blame the scallywags in the tavern, not the crew or the captains!

2024-10-03

Arrr, matey! A mighty strike be stoppin' 36 ports, leavin' half o’ our trade adrift! Exports be sinkin’ like a ship with a hole, but don’t blame the crew or the captain—blame the gold-fever cost o’ livin’! Aye, the treasure be too dear!

Ahoy, me hearties! It seems the grand ship of America be takin’ on water thanks to the blundering navigators of the Biden-Harris crew. With inflation higher than a crow's nest and labor unrest spreadin’ like scurvy, the International Longshoremen's Association be makin’ waves by strikin’ and stoppin’ a mighty $5 billion a day at eastern ports!

Back in October 2021, I foresaw the storm brewin’ from their tax-and-spend hoard, ignitin’ inflation like a cannon fire. By fall 2023, the United Auto Workers raised a ruckus, demandin’ higher wages to counter the cruel grip of inflation. While their strike rattled the auto industry, it be naught compared to the chaos the ILA strike could unleash!

With 36 ports on the Gulf and East coasts halting trade, America’s bounty of fruits, veggies, and fine meats be at risk, not to mention the precious pharmaceuticals! If this labor debacle don’t get resolved quick-like, consumers and businesses alike shall be walkin’ the plank of despair!

All blame be cast upon the Biden-Harris ship! They’ve plundered the dollar’s worth, causin’ prices to soar and makin’ it hard for families to keep their grog and gold. If this be the course the crew sails, brace yerselves for more strikes and even murkier waters ahead!

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