Arrr, matey! Western Pennsylvania be coughin' up doubloons fer the Biden-Harris border shenanigans! What a salty mess!
2024-10-04
Avast, matey! When me mum sailed to the good ol' U.S. of A., the immigration riggin' was a mere trifle! Now, 'tis like a leaky ship, swamped by scallywags and landlubbers stormin' the southern shores! Blimey, we be needin' a bigger treasure chest for all these hearty souls!
In a mere two years, the number of new fish in the Pittsburgh sea has shot up by a staggering 2,000%! The good folk of Charleroi, nestled by the Monongahela River, be swimmin’ in troubles. Schools be overflowing, crime lurks like a lurking kraken, and ye culture be vanishing faster than a ghost ship in a storm!
Now, I be no landlubber, but I reckon the Biden-Harris crew's immigration policies be akin to opening the floodgates of Davy Jones’ locker! The schools be crying out for help, spending doubloons on English teachers while the young’uns struggle to learn their ABCs amidst the chaos. The good folks be paying a heavy toll, $1.2 billion a year, just to keep their boat afloat.
It don’t have to be this way, ye hear? Pittsburgh can choose to right the ship and steer towards a fair immigration system that don’t leave the locals floundering. Aye, immigration can be a boon for all, but it must be navigated with skill and care, lest we all find ourselves lost at sea! Yarrr!