The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Harris be swingin' into a storm o' chattin', most o' 'em friendly as a parrot!

2024-10-06

Avast, mateys! The fair vice president, who’ve danced ‘round interviews like a scallywag dodging a cannonball, be settin’ sail this week! She’ll parley with the likes of Howard Stern, Stephen Colbert, and them lively lasses o’ “The View.” A fine spectacle it be, arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the fair lass, the Vice President, who be dodgin’ the press like a scallywag slips past a naval captain! Aye, she’s been sailin’ the high seas of politics, skippin’ interviews like a fish dodges a hook. But lo and behold, this week she be hoistin’ her sails to meet with some of the most notorious crew of the interview seas!

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